Meanwhile, in the adventures of the pseudosciences, an interesting proposition rises with stiffened resolve to take notice of post-modern maladaptive behaviors. With a turgid state of insistence, the unrelenting willfulness for actors in the social mainstream to act in stupid ways invites the speculation of the Wiener Theory. What is a wiener? More than a frankfurter or a Vienna sausage? Simply a hot dog? Actually much more than that, as the Wiener Theory is summoned to confront the rapid spread of social stupidity.

Making it as a writer is hard, really hard. When you are a writer you are tempted to rub rabbit’s feet, not walk under ladders, burn incense candles, anything that might give you a chance to have some success. Once I was in my car, thinking about all this and