In the Dune series of science fiction novels there are these massive ships called Guild Heighliners.  They are gigantic cigar-shaped vessels that move at greater than the speed of light because the Guild Navigators have learned how to “fold” space.  The novels are Sci-fi masterpieces and go into wonderful detail. 

I remember several years ago when my career was just in the doghouse. I had passed seven different Microsoft(R) tests and to reward me for my hard-work the universe decided to force me into telemarketing sales. It was 2007 and all the technical support positions had gone overseas and for