by Axel Thomas

If you have an overwhelming desire to control our climate, vote Democrat. But can you really predict the climate when our planet is spinning at 1000 MPH, revolving around the sun at 67,000 MPH, moving through our galaxy at 515,000 MPH and our galaxy moving through space at 1,300,000 MPH? And you want to tell us anything we should take seriously about the climate decades from now? We’re busy hanging on for dear life as it is. Google it.

If you love Donkeys, vote Democrat, but as the Democrat party falls apart after the 2020 sweep, now even more bad news arrives.”Half the world’s donkey population could be killed amid surge in demand for Chinese medicine”. I have an idea. Every Democrat in the country should adopt a Donkey. Since you voted for a BUTT you should be perfectly comfortable living with one.

Since global warming causes global cooling which causes global warming which causes global cooling, vote Democrat. With the unprecedented cold headed this way that’s exactly what you are going to hear from the MSM. Now, try and convince yourself that you understand what they’re saying, and even more importantly that they understand what they’re saying. You don’t. They don’t. Oh yeah. Let’s get rid of fossil fuels so you feel what frostbite feels like.

OMG, Venice Italy is underwater. It’s sinking. Know what else is sinking? The DNC, Impeachment, Democrat Fundraising, Adam Schiff’s poll numbers, and Top Brass in the Interagency Group {NSA, CIA, FBI… }. Venice was built on a Swamp. Sound Familiar? So vote Democrat, then get the first flight out to Venice. The Democrat Party better get themselves a new Swamp to live in ’cause this one’s gonna be ‘Closed for Repairs’.

Since you believe in global warming, vote Democrat, but here’s some really disappointing news. The science, that’s right, science and mathematics of prediction proclaim that all predictions are unreliable 3-5 years out and thus global warming predictions are by definition unusable, useless, misleading and dangerous. Climate predictions being the equivalent of a monkey throwing darts; no offense to monkeys.

If you’re a victim, vote Democrat. But here’s the truth. Minority status does not = Victim. Majority status does not = Predator. Democrat-inspired Paranoia and lack of historical perspective drive most people to the Democrat Party. I guarantee should you change party affiliation, your paranoia will immediately disappear because you will be part of the Silent Majority. See how easy that was?

Please consider visiting my website “http://www.howtoproperlyinsultademocrat.com” and look around. And also please consider purchasing the book of the same name so that you can be sure to have a few choice words for any Democrats or Liberals that begin insulting you as a Republican or Conservative.

This book belongs either on your coffee table as a humorous look at Liberalism or even more appropriately in your bathroom should you need a laugh or two to help things ‘move along’.

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